1 post tagged “old people”

It is gloriously sunny out, but I'm in a bad way, walking-wise, so I'm stuck inside moping.

One of the things that has cheered up my immobility is this website for Wiltshire Farm Foods.

It's a company that deliver ready meals, mostly to old people, who return to the website to write reviews of the meals.

Let's have a look at some?

Steak & Mushroom Bake:

• "Very tasty and extremely good value. Mrs Cullimore. Merseyside."

  Mrs Cullimore, Wirral

• "I LOVE THIS BUT I HATE SPROUTS SO I BIN THEM AND STEAM SOMETHING ELSE."

  Mr guile, Dunfermline

• "Love this dish A1 perfect combination."

  Mrs dindorp, Radstock

'Mr guile' from Dunfermline is my favourite, as all his reviews are in CAPS LOCK, kind of like when you persuade your old folks to start texting you and they don't know how to get it off CAPS so every message from them is like they are shouting at you.

Hungarian Beef Goulash:

• "YES IT WAS NICE, PEPPERS AND ALL."

  Mr guile, Dunfermline

• "My 1st WFF meal, not something i would usualy try but i must say it was real tasty, better than most micro-meals. Large enough portion, I look forward to T-time tomorrow. I followed instruction for microwave remembering NOT to pierce/remove film food was cooked fine."

  Mr parker, Gainsborough

• "Very disappointed to find that there are peppers in this dish that DO NOT belong . Also i love this dish but am allergic to peppers!(peppers originate From Mexico). "

  Mrs dindorp, Radstock

Is Mrs dindorp anti-Mexico or just anti-peppers?

There was another meal, I can't remember what, and someone, maybe Mr guile just put: "DISGUSTING."

It is my new favourite way to pass time.

In other news, I have just had a dozen cupcakes delivered, but I can't open them yet. GAAAAARRGHHH.