Phew

Nov 13, 2008 at 9:32 AM
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Well I'm out of hospital, and oh God, where do I begin? I'll do a bigger entry about it all - warning, it will be mostly moany and depressing - and it will contain such highlights as:

The Terrible Food!

The Highly Inappropriate Psychiatrist!

Nurses Who Couldn't Tell I Am A Girl!

My Shit Phone Signal 11 Floors Up!

But first, last night I had my first proper dreams since before I went into hospital. They've left me confused.

Dream One: Attending a lecture by Charlie Brooker in a shopping centre, where I decide I must get off with him, and most of the dream is spent trying to get closer to him. I fail.

Dream Two: PeterJ gets his 2nd NaNoWriMo published, and it's a story about racists. He is in all the papers and Sky News because they think he is a racist too, just because he wrote about them. Us bloggers, and weirdly, Martin Clunes and Stephen Fry (???) rally round Pete to support him and reassure him that we know he is not a racist and he musn't give up on his writing.

Whatdya make of THAT?

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Oink (who appreciates fine thighs) wrote:
Nov 13, 2008
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Charlie Brooker? I make bad things of that.

I love Stephen Fry.... he's so the kind of guy to help...

I really don't know what to make of that. I shall look forward to your bigger post - I can't believe they gave you shite food when the whole point of you being there was to get bigger.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I deduce that Martin Clunes and Stephen Fry spend their days listening to news stories, until they find one that they disagree with sufficiently to join the ranks of close friends supporting the accused. I cannot decide if they do this together, or just happened to both independantly feel aggrieved with Pete J's situation.

Yay! You are back x

I'm jealous. PJ gets dreamed about and I don't.

Oink (who appreciates fine thighs) replied to cha0tic’s comment:
Nov 13, 2008
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Actually I dreamed about Peter Pies as well recently. I dreamed I left him in charge of my laptop.

Welcome back to blogland. We have missed you.

Am I the only person who found the food at Tommy's really tasty? I had to have all soft food the first two days as well cos I'd bitten down so hard on my gas and air my jaw was wrecked and I couldn't chew.

WELCOME BACK!

Lucy, you have no idea how much I want to write some racist sub plot into my book now, just to test your gift of prophecy. (The fact that it is unpublishable drivel will have to be ignored!)

Great to see you back out of hospital xx

yeah! you broke out! I want to know about the inappropriate psychiatrist! Did he talk about sex incessantly?

Do it Pete! Think of the word count!

Phew

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