Gokky

GOK WAN IS AT THE BRUNSWICK WITH A BIG INFLATABLE SCREEN WITH GIANT PICTURES OF WOMEN IN THEIR UNDERWEAR! HE'S ASKED ME TO COME BACK TO INTERVIEW ME TO SAY "YEAH SHE HAS GREAT ARMS/LEGS/TITS ETC." HE'S SO LOVELY! GET DOWN THERE!

*calm* Phew, sorry about that, but I'm excited.

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uragod2me
OH. MY. GOD. Why don't I work near the Brunswick? WHY?
Lucy
Can't you just head down there for a while? Pop to Central London's Largest Waitrose, as he is just outside it.
Kate
Crap. I don't think I'll get there in time.
*wail*
Moobs
Does this mean we are going to see your naked rear projected on to the side of the Houses of Parliament?
fox in the snow
We could run there in half an hour! I want to say nice things about a naked lady with low self-esteem!
Lucy
Everyone get here! Big up the lady! Come on everyone! Bloggers flashmobbing Gok!

Moobs - I'm being projected onto the walls of Central London's Largest Waitrose.

I need to be back at the Brunswick for half 12 for a lunch meeting with a PR - ooh get me - but really I just want to stalk Gok again and gerron the telly.

GOK!
EmFlem

What happened? What happened? Did you tell him he is wrong about big boobs? Tell him from me!

Oink
Get him to say something about your Bangers, Luce. Tell him they need the auntie-Gok complimenting treatment!
Red Shoes

Oh cock, I've missed Gok!

Lucy
Em, Oink, RedShoes and other GokLoversUtd: unfortunately by the time I got back, Gok was being swarmed with people, so I nevver went near him again. I had dinenr with the PR, then I walked back towards Central London's Largest Waitrose to go through the back exit, and Gok & co. were in Yo! Sushi.


Red Shoes

Oh poo, that's a shame.

I want to steal him and keep him in my wardrobe.

EmFlem
I want to cut my boobs off and make him wear them forever (okay a bit stong, but still...)
Norah
I was so excited when I read this post. Now I am anti-climaxed. I demand you go and meet Gok.
fox in the snow
He hangs out sometimes in the Candy Bar in Soho, if anyone wants to brave the lesbians and ask him to appraise their bangers.
Oink
I could certainly be tempted, Foxy. In fact, I'll have a bar full of people to appraise my bangers!
Lucy
The next blinks we have, we'll ALL appraise EVERYONE'S bangers. Especially Moobs's.
Moobs
Mine already have the Legion D'Honneur and the Queen's Award for Export and Industry. I wouldn't want them getting above themselves so be harsh.

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