A great way to waste an afternoon
It is gloriously sunny out, but I'm in a bad way, walking-wise, so I'm stuck inside moping.
One of the things that has cheered up my immobility is this website for Wiltshire Farm Foods.
It's a company that deliver ready meals, mostly to old people, who return to the website to write reviews of the meals.
Let's have a look at some?
Steak & Mushroom Bake:
Mrs Cullimore, Wirral"Very tasty and extremely good value. Mrs Cullimore. Merseyside."
Mr guile, Dunfermline"I LOVE THIS BUT I HATE SPROUTS SO I BIN THEM AND STEAM SOMETHING ELSE."
Mrs dindorp, Radstock"Love this dish A1 perfect combination."
'Mr guile' from Dunfermline is my favourite, as all his reviews are in CAPS LOCK, kind of like when you persuade your old folks to start texting you and they don't know how to get it off CAPS so every message from them is like they are shouting at you.
Hungarian Beef Goulash:
Mr guile, Dunfermline"YES IT WAS NICE, PEPPERS AND ALL."
Mr parker, Gainsborough"My 1st WFF meal, not something i would usualy try but i must say it was real tasty, better than most micro-meals. Large enough portion, I look forward to T-time tomorrow. I followed instruction for microwave remembering NOT to pierce/remove film food was cooked fine."
Mrs dindorp, Radstock"Very disappointed to find that there are peppers in this dish that DO NOT belong . Also i love this dish but am allergic to peppers!(peppers originate From Mexico). "
Is Mrs dindorp anti-Mexico or just anti-peppers?
There was another meal, I can't remember what, and someone, maybe Mr guile just put: "DISGUSTING."
It is my new favourite way to pass time.
In other news, I have just had a dozen cupcakes delivered, but I can't open them yet. GAAAAARRGHHH.
Comments
I'm so sorry you're stuck indoors Lucy Loo.
I like Mrs Dindorp - I think it's the peppers she objects to - they DO NOT belong, like they're illegal immigrants or something - coming over here and making our food taste wrong.
Gambino - Glad you like it - there are SO MANY foods that you could spend all day reading them.
Hope you are feeling better soon.
hahahaha, that is quality!
(get well soon and eat some cakes)
"NOT ENOUGH SAUCE ON THE FISH FOR MY LIKING."
"i thought there was too much sauce. LESS please."
I LIKE THIS BLOG VERY MUCH. IT MAKES ME LAUGH EXACTLY THE RIGHT AMOUNT.
Will Wiltshire Farm Foods deliver to you in London? I feel a Chintzy comment on their site would brighten things up hugely!
Brilliant, lucy! Mr Guile is particularly superb.
n.b. I hardly think not liking peppers in her goulash makes Mrs Dindorp a racist... I tend to agree with her, in fact.
A good philosophy for us all, Mr guile.
"Actually rate beef dinner 3 stars, this meal and the bourginon I was still learning how to fill in stars"